Sweet Zombie Jesus

This is the best news I've heard all year.

Futurama might be getting new episodes!

I don't know if you guys know this, but Futurama is the best television show ever conceived by man or beast. I might actually have to get some kind of cable or something, because, as of this moment, I don't even get broadcast.

It's probably one of the smartest written shows ever. And you can't beat the comedy.

And for those of you who don't think Futurama is great, then you can bite my shiny metal ass.

Or Benders.

Here's a picture of a Bender tattoo I found. I wonder if it's real. I doubt it, but it's as good an excuse as any to stare at a picture like that.