Tuesday, October 18, 2005

How Hard Does Zeke Rock? An In Depth Analysis.

Is there a band on the planet that rocks even half as hard as Zeke? I submit to the distinguished panel that, in fact, no band living or dead rocks even 33% as hard as Zeke.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

See? They post when I call them out on it...

Anonymous said...

The Dwarves rock harder than Zeke, but only slightly.

Elias said...

Yes, The Dwarves do rock in excess, but The Dwarves vs. Zeke is akin to Tyranosaurus Rex Vs. King Kong, respectively.

Remember when King Kong yanked T-Rex's tongue out of his cry baby head?

The Dwarves rock at approxamately 30% Zeke's efficacy.