Monday, April 24, 2006

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A MEGA-STAR

I kid you not... there are now TWO anti-Steven Greenstreet websites. This is serious business, folks. Somewhere out there is some college kid in his boxer shorts, eating Frosted Flakes while scratching his balls and mumbling, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I hate you Steven Greenstreet!" I wonder if any of these guys (I know they're guys cuz girls tend to have less penis envy) are stalking me. That would be awesome.



And I'm pretty sure this kid is one of the Obsessive Greenstreet Haters:


His name is Scott Larson and I'm pretty sure he's a tool. But I can't be sure since I've never really met the guy. From what I hear, "he's in a band". I'd bet his band name is "The I Hate Greenstreets".

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoever they are they're not funny. Someone ought to tell them that satire is supposed to be funny.

Duckie Butters said...

Wow,

This stuff is FLAT OUT LOONEY TUNES, I tell ya!

So what does this Larson bloke have against the "Man of the Hour?"

Did you take credit for bringing back the "flipped blazer collar", when all along it was HIS fashion statement?

I'm just blogging out loud here. But if that turns out to be it, boy have you got a lot of explaining to do mister!

-Duckie Butters

Scott said...

Steven, I have nothing to do with this site!

Why do you think I have anything to do with this?

Steven Greenstreet said...

Scott, if you're innocent of all I accuse, then I guess that's just swell. But I just couldn't help but notice the similarity from your myspace messages to me and a couple of comments left of the "holyfuckinshitihatestevengreenstreet" site. It also sounds like something your click would be more than excited to be involved in for some baffling reason. But, if not, then that's still a funny picture of you saying "I fucking hate this guy" and pointing at me.

The manager in charge said...

Steven old pal,

You seem all bent out of shape! You need to seriously take a deep breath and relax a little! Why do you keep using the word "hate"? We at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com DO NOT hate anyone. Hating someone takes some serious negative energy. Stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com is and always will be done in the spirit of good fun. It is done in the spirit of good fun and comedy. I find it very very sad that you can't laugh at the glorious comedy of stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com.

Please stop making these ridiculous accusations that we HATE you. It's really not becomming of you. We at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com are a friendly happy bunch who love life. We live life to the fullest. And part of living life to the fullest means we NEVER NEVER pass up an oppurtunity for comedy!

Please stop all the hate Steven. You'll feel much better without hating all the time. Comedy is way cooler than hate. So take it from us at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com, and stop all the hate.

Anonymous said...

It may not be hate, but it's still not funny.

Steven Greenstreet said...

anonymous, agreed.

it's actually more scary and creepy than not-funny.

and/or pathetic.

i just hope these fudge packers aren't stalking me

looper said...

where do we find these blogs?

the other guy said...

Steven,
Looking at that photo, I can tell that you had to Photoshop it. You probably spent about 20-25 minutes on that photo there. YES!!!! That's 25 minutes that WE TOOK AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE!!!!! When you die, 1619 hours of your life will have OUR/YOUR NAME ON IT!!!! YES!!!!! WE ARE THE MOCKERS OF SOULS!!!!!

the other guy said...

Steven,
Looking at that photo, I can tell that you had to Photoshop it. You probably spent about 20-25 minutes on that photo there. YES!!!! That's 25 minutes that WE TOOK AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE!!!!! When you die, 1619 hours of your life will have OUR/YOUR NAME ON IT!!!! YES!!!!! WE ARE THE MOCKERS OF SOULS!!!!!

Steven Greenstreet said...

The Other Guy,

Maybe, for a poser like you, it would take 25 minutes to Photoshop such a simple project, but it only took me 5 minutes. And it was 5 minutes well worth it.

Now get off my blog and go learn Photoshop you silly person.

Duckie Butters said...

Hey Looper,

Stop by "stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com". It's a total party over there!

Duckie

Duckie Butters said...

Hey Steven,

It looks like someone at that other blog knows a thing or two about Photoshop as well.

I'm still not positive that you and Bryan aren't the ones behind that other blog. Come clean Steven, fess up! Is this some sort of publicity stunt?

If it is, you are a damned genuis, 'cause all this time I thought you were a big poser.

steven said...

Duckie.
you know I'm the real deal plus chips.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Greenstreet,

You are up to your usual tricks of censorship! What a poser!

scott said...

This is the deal, so prick up your ears!

#1. You are the biggest POSER ever!

#2. You have a huge disturbing crush on yourself.

#3. You are a LIAR!

#4. You are guilty of all I accuse.

Any comments? Or has the cat got your tongue?

John said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

the other guy said...

Hey look, steven has finally ditched his avon sunglasses and stole john's top gun shades! way to go Steve! you've also ditched your baby gap beanie!

steven said...

Hey John, ZZZZZZZZZZ in your butt!!!

Luiz Macedo said...

I'm a Mormon and Steven could not share of our thoughts but in the God's Eyes he's still our brother, the ppl that are doing this should stop and think a little bit more about judgement and accusations, I spend two years of my live sharing my faith with other culture and other beliefs, and all we wanted was just attetion for something that we know that's true and valuable, but in any moment i tryed to hit back any other church missionarie, trying to sayiong what's wrong and what's right, cuz we all know what should be done in this life, and something i learned in my life is "you need to listen more than speak"...
Peace out
and Steven i luv u