And the same goes for the likes of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Paula Abdul. All three of them also made "news" this week. Spears was vomiting all over a bar floor, Hilton was going to jail or something, and a recorded phone conversation exposed Abdul as a whiny bitch.
The radio wastes precious airtime telling us these preposterous facts and television can't get enough of Britney Spears b-roll cutaways. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they start cutting away to footage of Paris Hilton's blurred out cooter during a news piece on Illegal Immigration. Just for rating's sake, of course.
Oh, hey, I was just driving and they announced on the radio that Lindsay's new boyfriend was video taped snorting cocaine with two hookers dressed as school girls in London. Huh...
I hope those hookers had AIDS and gave her boyfriend AIDS and then he gives Lindsay AIDS and then there's a big Lohan-Spears-Hilton-Abdul orgy and they all get a huge batch of super AIDS and die.
Cuz the last thing we need is more news stories and blog posts written about these hoes.
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I wish they'd all go away to, but you probably shouldn't wish 'super AIDS on anybody. Well, maybe super villians.
You are obviously very passionate about them. How sad. Sucked in like the rest of them.
I have to admit - I despise despise despise the Tragic Trio just as much as anyone else. I really do think that Paris & Britney & Lindsay have an incredibly negative impact on society.
But.... mmm... I'd stop short of wishing that ANYONE die of Super AIDS. You may want to be careful with that one.
Morals on the internets?
If only we could get "The Tragic Trio" to spread SUPER AIDS to Jack Thompson, Al Sharpton, and Rudy Giuliani...
This reminds me of those BYU students who write letters every year saying that BYU girls shouldn't be allowed to let their bag/purse straps go between their breasts.
All it shows is that these guys have a problem with breasts.
Why do you have to have so much contempt for these women? Smacks of misogyny if you ask me.
Better to adjust your worldview to make room for human nature. There will always be Britneys, Lindsays, and Parises. And young girls will always admire them.
You just couldn't help putting them on YOUR blog.
Man... It sounds like Peter may also have Super AIDS... Maybe he got it from Paris!
You sure seem to be defending Super AID-ie sluts quite a bit. I wonder why...
Is there something you'd like to share???
MWUAHAHAHAHA!
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