Five'll get you ten....

...Paris Hilton writes a bestselling memoir aimed at fifteen year old girls about her 23-day stay in the county jail.

And that goodwill will last all of five minutes before an sex-tape of an orgy with her, four guys and Lindsey Lohan's passed out, drunk corpse comes out.

"Put the camera down unless we're having sex..."

And then Nancy Grace will spend three hour long shows discussing how disgusted she is with young Hollywood.

It'll be pretty awesome.