Monday, July 03, 2006

HAPPY FUCKING 4TH OF JULY, AMERICA!!!!


THEME SONG FROM TEAM AMERICA:

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorists your game is through cause now you have to answer too:
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demaocrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans?)
Fuck Yeah?, FUCK YEAH!
Sportsmanship
Books

9 comments:

Duckie Butters said...

Steven,

Not to be a jerk or nothin' but it seems interesting to me that while Bryan finds the time to write stories, screenplays, shoot movies, edit and posts great posts on this blog (which I consider HIS blog and not yours) that you only are able to find the time to post crummy posts now and then that require zero creativity, zero thought and zero originality.

So what's the deal with all of your crummy posts? Regurgitated lyrics? A posts about how pumped you are to see Superman? Your top songs on iTunes?

Go do something real and quit being such a mindless idiot.

Your pal,

Duckie

Steven Greenstreet said...

Duckie,

I'm launching a music company on July 28th. As the CEO of said company, I've been spending about 14 hours a day working on it.

So, that means I'm putting my creativity, thoughts, and originality into another avenue right now.

I'm sorry if your pathetic ass is dissappointed by the content and infrequency in my blog posts.

Get a life, and then suck my balls, you cunt.

STEVEN

John said...

FUCK YEAH!

Duckie Butters said...

Steven,

I now understand why your posts have been extra lame as of late. I accept your apology.

It sure sounds like you have the world by the tail! Congrats on your position as CEO starting July 28th!

What sort of music company will this be?


John,

When are Bryan and Steven going to take that leash off of your collar and let you roam free?

If Brian and Steven ever take that leash off of your collar, you should go to cop school or maybe join the military. They could really put a mind like yours to work.

Your pal,

Duckie

John said...

Is that supposed to hurt my feelings? Did I hurt yours? I'm sorry.

Duckie Butters said...

John,

No need to apologize. No feelings were hurt.

Your pal,

Duckie

Bryan said...

I don't understand about the John off his leash thing?

John can post anything he wants to.

Am I right?

John said...

FUCK YEAH!

DF Maverick said...

Bryan,

It is easy to understand.

Duckie has a compulsive need for conflict, and he's way to much of a pussy to go outside and talk shit to someone who would kick his ass so he feeds his hunger of hostility by taking it out on people over the internet where he can hide in his mummy's basement and giggle himself to sleep thinking of how cool he is based upon his ability to insult strangers via binary.