Thursday, July 06, 2006

FREUDIAN FLAG ORGY

WRAPPED IN A FLAG

This week, a news report headlined: US 'flag epidemic' reaches peak on Fourth of July

Basically, it reports on the gigantic orgy of american flags that are ejaculated all over the nation on front lawns, cars, tattoos, nail polish, t-shirts, hats, store fronts, advertising flyers, junk mail, car dealers, porn web sites, country music TV stations, actually anything to do with country music, FOX News, bathing suits, paper plates, picnic cups, napkins, beach towels, and (for really patriotic Republican couples)... flag condoms.

American Flag Condoms. Box of 12; red white and blue. Treat her to the ultimate in patriotic fervor as your "Smart Bomb" penetrates deep into "Osama's Cave".

From the article:
"It's a little strange, this obsession of the flag," French author Bernard-Henri Levy wrote after traveling across the country.

"Everywhere, in every form, flapping in the wind or on stickers, an epidemic of flags that has spread throughout the city," Levy wrote in "American Vertigo" of the riot of banners he saw.
AND:
"Global public opinion surveys regularly put Americans at the top of the patriotism index," Galston told AFP. "The US flag is the visible symbol of that strong sentiment... Even our national anthem is about the flag."
Ok, well I know Bryan wrote on the absurdity of this already, but I'd like to add my two cents:

It's basically boils down to a Freudian Analysis (I'm a strong believer in most of Freud's theories) :

America, the symbol, is a gigantic penis that dominates the rest of the world with its money and power. We fuck who we want to fuck and we kill who we want to kill. We take what we want to take and we say what we want to say. It's classic dominant male behavior. And so, those not smart enough to see through this anthropological pheomenon, wish to adorn themselves with the power of the penis. They put the penis symbol on the backs of their overseized diesel trucks and SUVs or they blanket entire communities with it on specific days when the penis is celebrated.

From the article:
Such tactics have sparked controversy in Maplewood, a Bethesda neighborhood, where some 20,000 such flags have been distributed under the so-called "flag project" over the past 15 years.
The same thing is done in Provo, UT every 4th of July. The Boy Scouts wake up early in the morning and are driven around in huge pick up trucks full of american flags. They stop at every house and "erect" a flag with flag pole. This is done in the thousands. And it's annoying as fuck.

Other countries that have huge balls (North Korea, Iran, China, etc) are always seen waving their flags proudly or showing off their gigantic militaries. Pussy countries such as France and Canada aren't so flamboyent when it comes to patriotic overcompensation.

From the article:
Patriotic flag-waving strengthened in the aftermath of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, and increased even more with the beginning of the war in Iraq as a testament of support for President George W. Bush.
So, what does this say? George Bush whispered sweet nothings into the ears of stupid, idiot Americans and they responded by creaming themselves uncontrollably.

So my two cents: America kicks ass. It's got the biggest cock and balls in the whole world. And so, the most natural response for a stupid human being would be to celebrate the power and domination of this penis by smearing its cum from sea to shining sea. There, I said it.


WRAPPED IN A FLAG



23 comments:

Sigmund Freud said...

Steven,

Several things you mention in this post lead me to believe that you may have a bad case of penis envy.

Call me immediately to set up an appointment.

Duckie Butters said...

Steven,

Sigmund makes a valid point. Your latest post was obsessive about the penis. Calling Sigmund crass names in response doesn't make anybody look good.


Sigmund,

Your link was both informative and convincing. Thanks.

I think Steven is a little on the short side. Could his size have a factor in his penis envy complex? Just wondering...

Duckie

Steven Greenstreet said...

Duckie,

Stop thinking about my cock. Fag.

Jack Tripper said...

Steven,

Don't mess with Mr. Butters. We can mess with you more than you know.

Steven Greenstreet said...

Jack Tripper,

Please feel free to mess with me. In fact, dedicate the rest of your pathetic life to it.

Bring it the fuck on.

"You got a girlfriend? Wife? Hmm? Whoever she is, I'm going to find her. And I'm going to hurt her. And then I'm going to kill you right in front of her."
-Philip Seymour Hoffman in MI:3

Duckie Butters said...

Steven,

Not to kick dirt in your face while you're down but...

When I said:

"I think Steven is a little on the short side."

I wasn't refering to anything but your stature. You seemed to have extrapolated that shortness in a very paranoid fashion to other regions of your body and now you are lashing out in anger towards everyone.

Having a mental illness is something I live with each and every day. I know what it can be like to be paradoid and all that jazz. But I take meds and everything is pretty normal now. I still hate how tired I get though. I am not a doctor but it doesn't take a doctor to see that you have got some severe anger managment issues and perhaps a touch of paranoia as well. Not to mention what "Sigmund" brought up...

Anyway...

My point is this, get some help dude before you crack.

Your pal,

Duckie

John said...

are you sure you're not a doctor?

Son of Stenar said...

John,

Are you sure you're not a fag?

Steven Greenstreet said...

Duckie,

There's nothing mentally ill about me telling you to suck my hairy, sweaty balls.

Son of Stenar said...

Maybe not but it sure makes you a fag.

Fag!

Jack Tripper said...

Is that a threat Mr. Greenstreet?

Steven Greenstreet said...

Consider it a threat to Jack Tripper, a pussy anonymous fictional character from the TV show "Three's Company".

As it stands, it goes no further than that.

Unless you want to "mess" with me without wearing your lame mask of pussiness. Cunt.

Steven Greenstreet said...

Stenar,

I accept your analysis of my sexuality and I am comfortable with it. Fag or not, Duckie can still suck my balls.

Sigmund Freud said...

Yes, the obsession with phallic imagery is what aroused my initial suspicions that you have penis envy for Republicans and the United States, and this has only been confirmed by your subsequent comments.

The sooner you call me for an appointment the sooner you can stop the "overcompensation" (your word, not mine).

Steven Greenstreet said...

BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sigmund Freud said...

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

The second step may or may not involve a referral to this guy.

DF Maverick said...

Sigmund, why do you use the name of the father of phsycology?

Anyway, everyone knows Carl Jung is far superior to Fred.

Next your going to claim the talking cure as your own and start spewing useless information about the APA, DBT, and other lingo used in the phsycology industry.

Anyway, this man (Gary Alter) you referred appears to be a satyriasis along side a nymphomaniac, definitely not the man to go to if you have penis envy unless your ready to pay to fuck a plastic surgeon.

Son of Stenar said...

Steven,

Good luck to you with your new job! Is the company really supposed to make money or is it more like a free service to music lovers. If it's a free service, very cool! But if it's supposed to make money you better take it back to the drawing board. (my two cents)

Did you ever give Bel Canto a listen? Shame on you Steven if you haven't.

Don't make me hunt you down to smack your bottom!

Stenar

Sigmund Freud said...

df maverick,

I have no idea what you just said.

DF Maverick said...

Sigmund,

What is that supposed to mean?

You didn't understand the context or you didn't understand why it is a legitimate message?

Son of Stenar said...

Steven,

When can we get together so I can spank your bottom?

Steven Greenstreet said...

Stenar,

What can I get for 10 dolla?

Son of Stenar said...

Are you still living in SLC?