FREUDIAN FLAG ORGY

WRAPPED IN A FLAG

This week, a news report headlined: US 'flag epidemic' reaches peak on Fourth of July

Basically, it reports on the gigantic orgy of american flags that are ejaculated all over the nation on front lawns, cars, tattoos, nail polish, t-shirts, hats, store fronts, advertising flyers, junk mail, car dealers, porn web sites, country music TV stations, actually anything to do with country music, FOX News, bathing suits, paper plates, picnic cups, napkins, beach towels, and (for really patriotic Republican couples)... flag condoms.

American Flag Condoms. Box of 12; red white and blue. Treat her to the ultimate in patriotic fervor as your "Smart Bomb" penetrates deep into "Osama's Cave".

From the article:

"It's a little strange, this obsession of the flag," French author Bernard-Henri Levy wrote after traveling across the country.

"Everywhere, in every form, flapping in the wind or on stickers, an epidemic of flags that has spread throughout the city," Levy wrote in "American Vertigo" of the riot of banners he saw.

AND:

"Global public opinion surveys regularly put Americans at the top of the patriotism index," Galston told AFP. "The US flag is the visible symbol of that strong sentiment... Even our national anthem is about the flag."

Ok, well I know Bryan wrote on the absurdity of this already, but I'd like to add my two cents:

It's basically boils down to a Freudian Analysis (I'm a strong believer in most of Freud's theories) :

America, the symbol, is a gigantic penis that dominates the rest of the world with its money and power. We fuck who we want to fuck and we kill who we want to kill. We take what we want to take and we say what we want to say. It's classic dominant male behavior. And so, those not smart enough to see through this anthropological pheomenon, wish to adorn themselves with the power of the penis. They put the penis symbol on the backs of their overseized diesel trucks and SUVs or they blanket entire communities with it on specific days when the penis is celebrated.

From the article:

Such tactics have sparked controversy in Maplewood, a Bethesda neighborhood, where some 20,000 such flags have been distributed under the so-called "flag project" over the past 15 years.

The same thing is done in Provo, UT every 4th of July. The Boy Scouts wake up early in the morning and are driven around in huge pick up trucks full of american flags. They stop at every house and "erect" a flag with flag pole. This is done in the thousands. And it's annoying as fuck.

Other countries that have huge balls (North Korea, Iran, China, etc) are always seen waving their flags proudly or showing off their gigantic militaries. Pussy countries such as France and Canada aren't so flamboyent when it comes to patriotic overcompensation.

From the article:

Patriotic flag-waving strengthened in the aftermath of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, and increased even more with the beginning of the war in Iraq as a testament of support for President George W. Bush.

So, what does this say? George Bush whispered sweet nothings into the ears of stupid, idiot Americans and they responded by creaming themselves uncontrollably.

So my two cents: America kicks ass. It's got the biggest cock and balls in the whole world. And so, the most natural response for a stupid human being would be to celebrate the power and domination of this penis by smearing its cum from sea to shining sea. There, I said it.

WRAPPED IN A FLAG