As you all may know, Bryan and I live in Utah.
Utah, on quite a few levels, is a Twilight Zone episode featuring a cast of stupendously batshit crazy mother fuckers.
You may say, "Hey, what about Texas? Texas is pretty fucked up. Or how about Alabama? Fuck Alabama."
And I would agree with you.
But, Utah takes the cake.
A company in the town of Provo is being accused of waterboarding it's employees.
I'll say it again:
A company in the Family-Values-Jesus-Loving-Mormon-Capital of the world is being accused of WATERBOARDING IT'S EMPLOYEES.
How did the owners of this company defend themselves?
"It was meant to be a team-building exercise," Dave Ellis said. "Everybody was . . . involved and enthusiastic."