Sunday, June 08, 2008
MORMON POSTER CHILD IN BEER COMMERCIAL
I worked with Kirby Heyborne and the rest of the "Mormon Film" hacks quite a few years back. I knew, even at the time, that most of them were callous sell-outs looking to make a buck. Once, when I posted about it on blog, they almost sued me over it. Ouch. Anyways, Kirby Heyborne, the star of "The Return Missionary" and whose face is on dozens of "Dear Elder" Mormon Missionary billboards is now pimping Miller Lite. And, fuck, he didn't even sell out for a good beer. Miller Lite tastes like stagnant toilet water.