WTF? I wake up this morning to find out there's still hope in our American Government. Alberto Gonzales resigns. He's yet another Republican stooge to go down in flames. Here's my brief, ohmygodijustwokeup list:THE CORRUPT DEPARTED:
*Jack Abramoff
*Tom Delay
*John Ashcroft
*Donald Rumsfeld
*Scooter Libby
*Karl Rove
*Alberto Gonzales
THE REMAINING FEW:
Dick Cheney
George Bush
Viagra only helps erect the penis. We need to find a magic pill that enlarges the sack. And then give all the Democrats a year's supply. Cuz those last two on the list won't be touched unless there is a mass expansion of testicle power. Sorry, Nancy Pelosi.
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