Wednesday, July 04, 2007

TRANSFORMERS Review By Steven


TRANSFORMERS
* * *

(THREE STARS)


There are some movies I go to for the same reasons I get on a roller coaster: to have so much fun that you feel like throwing up.

Transformers was one of them.

The Matrix Reloaded, Jurassic Park, and Star Wars: Episode III are other examples of exhilarating movie experiences I've had.

Michael Bay made a movie that didn't suck and I'm just tickled about that. The special effects were so good that I wish I could get the budget it took to move Optimus Prime's right thumb so that I could make 11 documentaries.

It was good. I had fun. Enough said. It's a fucking comic-book-cartoon-popcorn-fun movie. Go see it.

4 comments:

Bryan said...

You have a very loose definition of "didn't suck" to be able to include crap like matrix, entertaining mediocrity like transformers and genuine masterpieces like Jurassic Park and Revenge of the Sith under the same umbrella....

Steven said...

Ok, I'll tighten up my definition:

The Matrix and Transformers were mindless fun.

Jurassic Park was brilliantly entertaining.

And Revenge Of The Sith didn't suck.

Bryan said...

See, now you're just trying to get a rise out of me.

Anonymous said...

"fucking";) sweet